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Nonsensical Rant Inspired by the ONE and ONLY ADHD inflicted Ryan Higa

Practice makes a man perfect, but if nobody is perfect, then nobody is a man! & a man is nobody, which means there are no bodies of men! & when there are no bodies of men, then females cannot reproduce! & if the females can't procreate, the world can't go on! SO stop practicing, because you're causing Armaggedon! BUT stop practicing what? If you stop practicing anything, If you don't do anything, then nothing will ever be done! Then it's as good as causing Armageddon. So just do whatever you want! & whatever you do, the end is inevitable! BUT, there is always an EPSILON in life. An unoccupied place outside the loop. CHECK OUT ONE OF HIS RANTS, the last part's the best :) Off the Pill - Farts

Of Kleptomaniacs & Towels

Dusty is a naughty kitty A bad mischievous pussy He loves to steal purple bras Dreams about dancing among flowers Dusty can't help himself when he sees pink gloves He goes wild and grabs slyly all that he loves Living in San Francisco has never been this fun Never before has there been a cat like this one Three years of theft unexplained Six hundred items gone, just disappeared Finally it's been discovered the illness of the poor furry crook Now everyone's stunned when they look At just how this unique burglar took!

Eggcelent!

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Hattie the pretty henny Laid a little baby eggy Except the egg wasn't so little Eight times the size of his brothers he lay still Yet Hattie seemed unruffled Astonished she wasn't at her new kid's build Her child he was, however odd Full with joy she accepted Her huge baby she named Bob Hattie's owner Jeremy sure was gobsmacked Not for the first time though was an egg so fat Harriet the hen did only last summer Lay a egg so big her chicken bum couldn't cover! Real NEWS! No kidding .

The Apricotic Occlumency

Beautiful melodies I sang for you To you all my loving felt so true I waited everyday at the window sill Feeling so lost and out of touch, I am waiting still I wanted and wished with all my might Thought to myself, I will not leave without a fight Comfort me now for I am frightened This love is doing more harm than it is doing mend It it really love though, I question Or is it just fallacious fiction? Deluded I attempt for peace I seek Somehow all efforts feel so meek My mind it craves for clarity My heart it's shrouded in insanity Someday I hope to be set free I'll realise it's all just not meant to be