Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Of Kleptomaniacs & Towels

Dusty is a naughty kitty
A bad mischievous pussy
He loves to steal purple bras
Dreams about dancing among flowers
Dusty can't help himself when he sees pink gloves
He goes wild and grabs slyly all that he loves
Living in San Francisco has never been this fun
Never before has there been a cat like this one
Three years of theft unexplained
Six hundred items gone, just disappeared
Finally it's been discovered the illness of the poor furry crook
Now everyone's stunned when they look
At just how this unique burglar took!

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