Babbling, Bumbling Band of Baboons!
The tigress, head of the great baboons' congress Was in great distress For failing to impress And the baboons they started to get a little restless With the way the tigress Always seemed to be clueless About all things that should have kept her in abundant stress So she decided she would digress And start cleaning all the terrible mess She hoped this time she would win this political game much like chess And conquer votes if nothing else Against her opponents more blessed For short were their periods of recess And more conscientious they were about peace and silence For in a land where lay a huge abscess It was vital for there to be a more hands on chief I must confess Here it was not a matter of a lucky guess The baboons they looked the same, what likeness In thought too they were difficult to oppress So it came to pass and the baboons all said yes We need one of our own, one with utmost zest To stand up to the opponent and the tigress And claim what was alw