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Dead Moon Boat

I get fascinating dreams. I got one wherein I was at this supposedly religious place I'd never been to before with my mom and sister and had to leave for the visit at 3 am. We go to a pier and there's a huge group there, maybe 30 people and a huge lake. The moon is at the same place the sun set sun normally is at and so you can see moonlight so bright and it's so big and deathly silent and beautiful and then a long possibly Chinese red boat slowly and noiselessly pulls in on the side and the seats are in such a way that 2 people can sit in a row and there are probably 16 rows and each of the 8 face the opposite side and no one is even talking. My sister goes in and I slide in next to her and my mom just looks at us as if to say okay I will come next time and every time a person enters the boat, they are doing so one at a time, the boat tips toward the edges and it feels like it could topple over but it never does. When fully occupied, I don't even notice or look at anyb

Mr. Shrewd (Co-written with Bhavika)

Dude Are you nude? Stop being so lewd! So that the boys stop being queued Waiting for a glance of you in the nude The boys them will start a full blown feud They keep looking for you, their eyes all skewed But what can you do, you can't let anyone intrude And when your skirt flewed Their eyes, they remained glued Their mouths, they mewed They were dying to be sexually screwed, to be physically glued And make your precious time valued But they daren't make a move for they'd be sued Although, one guy did dare, his name Mr. Shrewd He entered your tent where his loving plans were immediately misconstrued As the guard, he did not blink, but quickly slewed But his dick, it promisingly did protrude And the girl with the skirt that flewed Sat on poor dead Mr. Shrewd And so she one sidedly screwed And that seemed so crude His limbs lay beside him, limply strewn When she came gloriously with heaving breaths a few She got up feeling false fortitude And then s

You youu youuuu!

Attention stinky hoes and my lovely bros For I have some rather delightful news I think I've struck shiny sparkly gold In the form of someone new that thoroughly does amuse With Weasley hair and eyes I can't compare I may have just found my ' you ' so bitches beware! I've fallen from grace Dived fearlessly into this unfamiliar place Still feeling grounded, I haven't left home base And yet I am high on feelings definitely not misplaced My words sound so cliched But what can I say This is what happens when you have someone on your mind for rent free stay! You and I we're not a couple We're two singles, so that makes us double! Double the smiles in my day And you I have to thank for it, so please just stay. And so I end this post for you With some giggling in my head 'cause it could have been a better post But screw it, be cheesy is what my brain said!