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P is for Panda Peeing and Pooping in her Potty while Papa Plays Peek-a-boo

It is when you pointlessly pace that you may end up in a pointy place where you might possibly poop all the pineapple porridge you ate in a poor posture, but sometimes when you pointlessly pace you may end up in pretty pastures where you may relax in pleasing ponds in purple and pink panties with free no pay pervy ponies who will probably pee into the filled-with-pennies pond, but sometimes when you pointlessly pace you may end up in a pointless place where there are only painless plants plainly planted in pansy pots.

99 Degrees

Invisibility is the best superpower one can have! I seriously thought about it and it makes the most sense and would be the most useful. You can be a part of ANYTHING being invisible. When I say invisible you should be weightless or else you won't be able to latch onto someone while they skydive. If you have the power of invisibility you can choose to fake your own death and live like a total nomad. You can choose to never be visible again! And just constantly live silently being a part of everything if not actively participating yourself. And if you want to use invisibility occasionally and live a normal life then you can get to see your question paper before your exam and prepare accordingly. You could spy on whoever you want! But if I had the power of invisibility I would just like to do the death faking and then travel for the rest of my life for free, see everything in the world, live in the best places and if I get sick I'll just reappear outside a hospital in Sweden