Hattie the pretty henny
Laid a little baby eggy
Except the egg wasn't so little
Eight times the size of his brothers he lay still
Yet Hattie seemed unruffled
Astonished she wasn't at her new kid's build
Her child he was, however odd
Full with joy she accepted
Her huge baby she named Bob
Hattie's owner Jeremy sure was gobsmacked
Not for the first time though was an egg so fat
Harriet the hen did only last summer
Lay a egg so big her chicken bum couldn't cover!
Real NEWS! No kidding.