Hindu cats are infidels 🐱
No really See They say cats have nine lives This means When two cats have a Hindu wedding They only vow to be together for the next 7 This means Their last two lives they move on with other cats A wise man would argue that this is not infidelity Because technically the commitment was for 7 lives not 9 And that technically also the commitment is for 7 human lives not cat lives The romantic man would say rewrite the vows to make it 9 Sorry I mean romantic cat It's to be said that a commitment of 7 lives is finite If a Hindu marriage is so sanct, why impose a limited period in the first place A wise man would argue that there is no life after 7 lives and that's why the commitment is finite Another wise man would say 1 life is enough and finite or infinite, commitment has to be towards something known. It is unknown what lies after this life is ended. But that wise man is not Hindu so it doesn't matter what he thinks