My friend Dennis whose friend is a menace plays tennis
Not the friend that's a menace but Dennis
He plays tennis and he went to see the dentist
The man went all the way to Venice
Not Dennis but his friend who is a menace
To reconnect with his woman then miss
Now missus she still wondered if men kiss
Each other in public like a pub is
Back to my friend Dennis
His molars are happier so he smiles like Elvis
