Homophones are almost as awesome as homosexual hobos.

The wailing whale in her veil was upset
Because her male forgot to bring in the mail
And she'd gone pale due to lack of the water pail
And no more could she on the high seas sail as she was held hostage, lipstick was to be made out of her, for the year end sale
And so this sordidly horrid tale comes to an end and I will randomly say 'tail.'

''I lived alone so I took him home, he doesn't love me but, he keeps me company, everything's alright.''