Sue me

Sue's only issue was she misused GIFs while snacking on figs
Figs she didn't like: she usually popped copycat Kopiko coffee toffees when she felt most peckish
Parmit, her boyfriend, permitted only one GIF per day
Her absurd GIFs are what saw her forge far fewer friendships

One day she made a discovery of a very disco looking prairie dog
Ditched Parmit and her lousy non-GIF sending friends for a lifetime of life