Inconsistent Soldier 💂

I'm the rescuer of suicidal black ants

I say it with the same honour as if I were the 'mother of dragons'

Before I use the bucket of water, I use a little mug to scoop out the floating black ants and delicately pour onto the bathroom floor

Wherefrom they lazily, almost unwillingly, scramble from water puddles to the safety of dry tiles

Before I step into the bathroom in the evening, I always make sure to not accidentally touch the wall and the little crack that is the ants' home

Except for the odd time I don't see them in the basin because I'm half asleep and inadvertently murder them all with one swift turn of the tap