Sunday, November 03, 2019
Love Letter
Thursday, October 10, 2019
Inside my thought canopy
She opens my eyelids comically and methodically
With adorably squinty concentrating effort
Takes a spoonful of sleep and pours it in systematically
Just like that I feel the carby slowdown of my entire body
My declining posture from sitting to half sitting to the most bad-for-your-back half lie down
Sleep, she comes in such a sure and entitled way:
"I own you for the next 7-9 hours"
Mr. Bladder quietly from downstairs, "We'll see about that"
Sometimes, Sleep, see she can elude you. No rest for the wicked is what people say. An empty mind is the devil's workshop they say. But aren't you supposed to empty your mind in order to attract a restful state of mind conducive to sleep?
Does lucid dreaming come easily to Type As?
It would be frustrating for them if it didn't
There's so much you can do instead with the time you're body's slaved to sleep
Invention of water vacuums or is it vaccums
That would make it so no toilet floor would ever stay wet for too long
Place it on top of the drain and let it come on automatically every hour on the hour
And that's how you can have dry bathroom floors forever!
If people were fabrics
Vegetarians would be cotton and non-vegetarians would be silk
Some people feel like cotton even though they're non vegetarian and some people feel like silk even though they're vegetarian
When I say feel I don't mean the touch feel but their vibe
Nina Sky sounds like two voices so is it a two girl band and the sounds are so similar like two sisters.
Sometimes when my sister and I sing it sounds like a single voice being echoed and if we ever became a band together I would call us 'Twosis' but instead of you pronouncing it as two-sis you'd have to say it as 'tiwwosis' which sounds unique and cool and clever
Sunday, August 25, 2019
Hindu cats are infidels 🐱
No really
See
They say cats have nine lives
This means
When two cats have a Hindu wedding
They only vow to be together for the next 7
This means
Their last two lives they move on with other cats
A wise man would argue that this is not infidelity
Because technically the commitment was for 7 lives not 9
And that technically also the commitment is for 7 human lives not cat lives
The romantic man would say rewrite the vows to make it 9
Sorry I mean romantic cat
It's to be said that a commitment of 7 lives is finite
If a Hindu marriage is so sanct, why impose a limited period in the first place
A wise man would argue that there is no life after 7 lives and that's why the commitment is finite
Another wise man would say 1 life is enough and finite or infinite, commitment has to be towards something known. It is unknown what lies after this life is ended.
But that wise man is not Hindu so it doesn't matter what he thinks
Sunday, August 11, 2019
Say When 🥄
And your curiosity is left unfed
When you know it's a Sunday, it comes after six days
And you also know that tomorrow is Monday, today'll pass in a daze
When you're out of bread at the end of breakfast
And there's one last morsel of runny egg it missed
When you jump, bum first, into the baby pool
And realise a step would have been far less cruel
When you style your hair using a curling iron
And the voices say today's a good day for dyin'
When you want to become a professional breakdancing bgirl
And decide, at 27, a single headstand is easier to learn
When you're really craving rich cheesy Polish pierogi
And end up ordering Tibetan momos unhappily
When you're writing peacefully after months on Keep
And there's constant talking around interrupting your ability to be deep
When you're focused, to be true, the background stays there
And you don't need to make excuses as you've got the flair
When you forget to note the four good ideas you had over four weeks
And instead write spontaneously and end up with this, eeks
When at least there's one dark line
And 'iron' and 'dyin'' is actually a brilliant rhyme
When you're totally unsure about adding a ' to dyin'
And you do it anyway because you ain't shyin'
When you dreamt you rode a houseboat to live in a shikara
And you don't fully grasp the seriousness of the situation in Kashmir, ah
When being insensitive and not taking something seriously
And you know that one's a lack, and the other, a choice, see
When while creating a list of whens and ands
And you can't think of more whens and ands
Monday, June 10, 2019
Miss's Scented Senses
Permanence comes from being resolute
Which means having resolve and being determined to stand by your resolution
But what good is permanence in a transient world?
Where the resolutions are transient themselves
Change annually, predictably too, on the eve of a New Year
We seem to love a new slate so much
The promise of starting anew "from this Monday", "from the 1st of next month", "from the first day after my birthday"
Aye but I didn't come here to write about something substantial so...
Imagine walking into a hospital with 4 stones and coming out with just three. How do you have the gall to do such a thing?!
Such clever musings are the consequence of watching a man stare at a bunch of stones by a bus stop that's just outside a hospital. That joke just wrote itself!
The whole point of taking the bus is to be out of the bus. No other vehicle allows for such wide angled views. Even if the view isn't much to write home about, it's just so much larger than life than from a car or a rickshaw.
If colours were edible you'd have palatable palettes instead of plates.
If your pugnacious pug was ravenous in a cavernous cavern or a palatial palace, would you find food easily? Because space is so spacious, it feels like things can get lost, especially small things would be hard to find.
Stir souls, shake hands, blow minds
Simmer down, boil up
I like food analogies, it's tempting, and stimulating!
What makes good tea good? Greatly grated ginger
Constipated dog faces making weird sounds make for the cutest dog faces. I love you @misterbubz.
Sunday, April 14, 2019
Music that Gets me Every Single Time
This was originally going to be a playlist idea of all the songs that really hit me right in the feels but I started writing them down and now I'm too lazy to make it an actual playlist. And it was originally going to be 10 songs but of course it's 30 now. It's too late for me to bother linking these but I'll probably make a playlist someday.
I also thought it would be a nice idea to elaborate why each song gets me every time but then it's too much effort to articulate how each song makes me feel and I think by doing that, it may dilute how pure it is currently.
Music is so much more than we give it credit for.
Without further ado, here is the list of my top 30 ultimate favourites that make me feel the most feelings that I could think of in the past 30 minutes.
"Miss You" by Foster the People
"The Beach" by The Neighbourhood
"Instant Crush" by Daft Punk
"Passionfruit" by Drake
"There is a Light that Never goes out" by Trespassers William
"Run to You" by Pentatonix
"Winter Lady" by Leonard Cohen
"Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered" by Ella Fitzgerald
"Send me the Moon" by Sara Bareilles
"Wreck of the Day" by Anna Nalick
"Ghost in the Attic" by Leona Naess
"Old Now" by Rosemary and Garlic
"Swingset Chain" by Loquat
"Are you Lightning?" by Nada Surf
"For No One" by The Beatles
"Sunday Drive" by The Early November
"Naked" by Avril Lavigne
"Undiscovered" by Ashlee Simpson
"To the Boy' by Lucy Farrell
"Closer" by Travis
"Magic" by Colbie Caillat
"Wouldn't Need You" by Norah Jones
"Turn to White" by She & Him
"No One Like You" by Best Coast
"Always Knew" by The Vaccines
"Lost Without You" by Freya Ridings
"In God's Hands" by Nelly Furtado
"Without You" by Breaking Benjamin
"Rolling Stone" by The Weeknd
"How's a Man Supposed to Change?" by Blue
Friday, February 15, 2019
Am using amusing lines
Aniket's funny Kate, the gujju kitten
I'm not a cat person, but with growing older and all that comes with moving away from people to moving closer to animals, one thing you come to realise is that cats are just hopelessly hungry dogs who happen to love cleaning themselves more
Sheldon, the don of shells
Little shells donned in a necklace is so beachy and the don of shells wears multiple such endo(r)nments that don('t) really make him look very formidable as a don should seem but the ocean and its creatures fear him just the same
A house doesn't feel like a home until...
You walk into the toilet for a tinkle and end up reading 64 pages of the Tinkle double digest and it's 45 minutes later
Lots of happenings continue to happen long after they've happened
If everyone did what they wanted to do all at the same time I think everyone would feel like OMG I think everyone is doing what they want to do and so am I but why am I feeling so good as I shouldn't really care as long as I'm doing what I want to do because I don't think anyone else is happy about me doing what I want to do so why should I give them the benefit of my reciprocy ok wait I think it's reciprocity
Doing nothing is far more satisfying than being nowhere because being somewhere unfamiliar can feel like nowhere sometimes but doing something familiar can feel like doing nothing most times
The Jap chap liked chapstick for his chapped Jap lips
I dug up a list of story ideas I wrote on my Nokia E63 notes in college and now it's lame but I miss my old imagination and ideas now that I'm older
A billion colours. An intense theory about how every person is a colour, and how some people are similar than others because they're part of the same tone or main colour group and how white alpha meets black alpha and they give birth to beautiful grey babies
The eighth dwarf. A suspenseful sequel to The Snow White where an eighth (that's a tonguey word) dwarf brother is discovered and he is, surprise surprise, evil and schemes with the witch or whoever that jealous old lady is in that story to assassinate Snow for good
Two train babies. Ravi paar story by Gulzar we studied back in college had an interesting story about twin babies and them separating on the train or something, undeveloped but could be another sequel.
The seal's squeaky sequel. Just thought of this one
What would Robinson Crusoe do if he was a woman during her period? I guess he would do what the lady in Blue Lagoon did with leaves or something
The Cobra's crowbar
The peculiar pelican
Yeah, now it's out there and all you Pritams of the content world can feel free to "borrow" some of this very refined and profound material. You're welcome.
Oh and what's up with 'dark humour' and 'black comedy'?
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